I remember that in elementary school, our class would occasionally receive free samples of Colgate toothpaste. I also remember that instead of taking the samples home, some of my idiot classmates would promptly decide to eat the stuff.
Even at that young age, I asked myself “Why?” The toothpaste was completely non-nutritive, and it didn’t even taste particularly good. Nor could I imagine why anybody would find this enjoyable. As far as I could tell, their motivation seemed to be “Because I can.”
It never even occurred to these people to first find out if eating toothpaste was safe or not. Now, I’m sure that some of them said, “Well, I’m still alive, aren’t I? Don’t be so uptight.” This completely ignored the possibility of any long-term or non-obvious deleterious effects though — and frankly, I think that even a nine-year-old should know enough about science and the real world to understand such hazards. Heck, even if they’re not particularly smart or well-read, they should at least have enough common sense to say “Wait a minute. This might not be safe.”
In fact, there are potential hazards associated with eating toothpaste. Fluoride is a common ingredient in toothpaste, but too much fluoride can be bad for your health. There has been some debate about how dangerous it can be; however, the consensus is that normal consumption of fluoridated water is not hazardous. The fluoride concentration in toothpaste is considerably higher, though. I don’t know how much toothpaste you’d have to consume to reach hazardous levels–in fact, I don’t know if anybody knows–but why take the risk for such a foolish and idiotic stunt?